At last, I know what I am ...

My Belief-O-Matic results:

1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (94%)
3. Eastern Orthodox (93%)
4. Roman Catholic (93%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (87%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (70%)
7. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (66%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (62%)
9. Islam (57%)
10. Hinduism (55%)
11. Liberal Quakers (53%)
12. Sikhism (50%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (50%)
14. Jehovah's Witness (45%)
15. Unitarian Universalism (41%)
16. Jainism (39%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (39%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)
19. Reform Judaism (39%)
20. Neo-Pagan (30%)
21. New Age (23%)
22. Taoism (23%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (23%)
24. Secular Humanism (19%)
25. Scientology (18%)
26. Nontheist (18%)
27. New Thought (14%)

Hmmm ... My big question is, what key issue makes me an "Orthodox Quaker" instead of of a "Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant", which is a half-way (but only half) accurate description of my actual affiliation? Aha! It must have been the questions about social justice and the environment. My working theory is that an Orthodox Quaker is the closest thing this quiz offers to a "Crunchy Conservative" or a "Hippie Christian".